Miss Debbie:

UP YOURS!!!

Luv,
Teh Gerbilz

To elaborate:

1. We're not yours to experiment with, Miss Debbie.

2. No one trusts you, Miss Debbie.

3. You have nothing to negotiate with, Miss Debbie.

4. Publish all the pictures you want; we plant plenty of disinformation for you, including pictures, Miss Debbie. You don't know half of what you think you do, Miss Debbie.

5. We don't negotiate with blackmailers and extortionists, Miss Debbie.

6. Piss, moan, flame, curse, and shriek all you want, Miss Debbie. It doesn't make us look bad.

7. Everyone understands you are an attention whore, Miss Debbie.

8. The lawbahs are comming, Miss Debbie.

9. The steel bar hotel is coming, Miss Debbie.

UPDATE:

Miss Debbie's lame attempt